when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
Why are we talking to each other in English?
when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear
this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable
"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine
well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about